I deserve this…

In the interesting spam department, here is the best offer I’ve had all day:

Dear Wally Metts,

You’re waiting in line at the supermarket checkout counter.

In front of you is a woman who’d love to look like you. To exhibit your vitality. To have your skin, your hair, your eyes.

Behind you is a teenage girl who yearns to own everything you have on. The gold. The cashmere. The shoes. The perfume.

And looking at your from across the store is a really good-looking guy who’d give almost anything to … or something equally R-rated.

You are a real, beautiful, stylish, sexy woman. You spend a good amount of time and energy to look good and it shows! That’s the reason I’m writing you today. You are exactly the kind of woman who deserves to win a FREE $100 Victoria’s Secret(TM) Gift Certificate.

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About wally metts

Wally Metts is the daysman. He is director of graduate studies in communication at Spring Arbor University and is a pastor at Countryside Bible Church in Jonesville, MI. The father of four adult children, he and his wife Katie raise barn cats and Christmas trees in Michigan. His grandchildren call him Santa.

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