Learning a new language keeps you young. I expect to be about 36 by the time I get home in a few months.
There are dolphins playing along the edges of the surf as the sun glints off the white-capped waves. We will go soon and walk beside them.
Arm and Hammer has increased the print size on their cat-litter by 20%. Who knew cats were having trouble reading? Or is it the Boomers?
Who knew there was so much technology to make aging easy and expensive? I could spend thousands of dollars on things I don’t want or need.
Gerontologist Aubrey de Gray claims the first human to live 1000 years has probably already been born. I agree, but that was like, you know, before the flood.