save the date

Just so you know, the rapture of believers will take place on May 21, 2011 and God will destroy the world on October 21, 2011. I know this because I read it on the internet at, not to mention that it’s also on a bench at a bus stop in Colorado Springs. We can have confidence in this prediction, since we can apparently also know that the world was created in 11,013 B.C.

Or not. Although Jesus himself said he didn’t know the hour, he was holding out on us since he knew the date. Either that or he was bad at math, unlike the people over at The-Latter-Rain ministries, who, by the way do not request, nor accept, donations.

No need, I suppose. According to the countdown calendar there are only 295 days left. They count the hours and minutes based on sunset in Jerusalem, if you need to set your watch.

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