I’m not sure how I feel about Katie finding the best shell, seeing as how she is from Toledo. Perhaps this is beginner’s luck.
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true luv weights
October 2, 2015 
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I can imagine the new lesson plans in high school English: “how to rate great on a date.
Continue reading deep respiration and daily life
April 22, 2015 5 Comments
I would tell you all the features of my new day bag, as described on the tag, but they are in Chinese. The actual words on the bag, however, are in English. Sort of.
Continue reading I’m still not buying it
April 15, 2015 2 Comments
Arm and Hammer has increased the print size on their cat-litter by 20%. Who knew cats were having trouble reading? Or is it the Boomers?
Continue reading in praise of (good)wives
November 2, 2013 4 Comments
I’m blessed to have a helpmate who helps. The Puritans referred to their wives as goodwives. Pretty wise, those Puritans, to see a wife as a blessing, a literal gift from the giver of every good and perfect thing.
Continue reading an ode to opposable thumbs
September 14, 2012 3 Comments
I’m sure Adam and Eve had opposable thumbs. They make picking forbidden fruit much easier, although I doubt that was their intended purpose.
Continue reading cat ranching guide
August 8, 2012 6 Comments
Cats, as it turns out, are much more violent then we thought. A “kitty cam” study in Georgia found that even 30% of house cats kill two or more other animals a week.
Continue reading my bucket list
July 23, 2012 8 Comments
You probably have to be old or sick to comprise a proper bucket list, and I’m neither. But I’ll take a stab at it.
Continue reading be my Valentine(s)
February 13, 2012 4 Comments
The romantic notions of Valentines Day have little to do with Saint Valentine himself. Whoever he was.
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Advice millenials haven't asked for
The Ordination Papers
"I wouldn't have expected an 'ordination paper' to cause me to want to worship. But it did." -Rob Stewart
The Santa Papers
A seasonal favorite, all year long.
getting the point
I wouldn’t say I have necessarily rediscovered the joy of handwriting, but it is a pleasant experience, experimenting with the different feel of different leads.
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