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getting the point

I wouldn’t say I have necessarily rediscovered the joy of handwriting, but it is a pleasant experience, experimenting with the different feel of different leads.

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she shells sea shells

I’m not sure how I feel about Katie finding the best shell, seeing as how she is from Toledo. Perhaps this is beginner’s luck.

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true luv weights

I can imagine the new lesson plans in high school English: “how to rate great on a date.

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deep respiration and daily life

I would tell you all the features of my new day bag, as described on the tag, but they are in Chinese. The actual words on the bag, however, are in English. Sort of.

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I’m still not buying it

Arm and Hammer has increased the print size on their cat-litter by 20%. Who knew cats were having trouble reading? Or is it the Boomers?

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in praise of (good)wives

I’m blessed to have a helpmate who helps. The Puritans referred to their wives as goodwives. Pretty wise, those Puritans, to see a wife as a blessing, a literal gift from the giver of every good and perfect thing.

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an ode to opposable thumbs

I’m sure Adam and Eve had opposable thumbs. They make picking forbidden fruit much easier, although I doubt that was their intended purpose.

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cat ranching guide

Cats, as it turns out, are much more violent then we thought. A “kitty cam” study in Georgia found that even 30% of house cats kill two or more other animals a week.

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my bucket list

You probably have to be old or sick to comprise a proper bucket list, and I’m neither. But I’ll take a stab at it.

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be my Valentine(s)

The romantic notions of Valentines Day have little to do with Saint Valentine himself. Whoever he was.

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