Just so you know, “too cool” is a song from Disney’s Camp Rock, where Meaghan Jette Martin’s character sings
Yeah I’m too cool
To know you
Don’t take it personal
Don’t get emotional
You know it’s the truth
I’m too cool for you
Too cool is also a tag team in professional wrestling.
And sadly, it’s also the mantra of the post-emergent church, where indie music and sermons about sex are the wrong answer to the question about declining interest by young people.